Pushing Daisies Quotes
Lily: This place knows things about me nobody knows.
Olive: Like that you holidayed here thirty years ago and found a baby in a cabbage patch. And by "cabbage patch," I mean your lady parts.
These nuns aren't my people. Unless you're telling me "flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.
Olive
I spent so much time praying, I've run out of things to say. I'm having awkward silences with God!
Olive
Forgive me, Father, for I'm gonna file a police report for all my worldly possessions.
Olive
If you can't hold it, go cry in the bathroom, sit on the toilet and do it. Like a man.
Emerson
You need a drink. Lily, give her your bag.
Vivian
They're not gonna kill me during business hours.
Chuck
I am a sawed off shotgun full of secrets.
Olive
I could have been swarmed in my underwear.
Ned
Chuck: Don't offend the bees.
Ned: How would I offend the bees?
Emerson: I'm a father.
Ned: As in a priest?
Emerson: As in a man... with a daughter.
We are giant, enormous idiots. And don't you say "gi-normous" because that ain't a word
Emerson
