You know what? She's right! I am a victim! We're all your victims!


Oh! You're the lezzie who works for my son.


Mickey: Well, they say write about what you know. I know about two things: robbin' banks and fuckin' black chicks.
Paramount Exec: Let's see where that goes.

What's goin' on with you, Ray? I've been doin' fite nite for years, you've been here, what? Three times? What's changed?


Tommy: London's kinda freakin' me out. I'm a little bit lonely. I'm not suckin' dick again. Your father had to help me take care of that the last time, remember?
Conor: I think so.

I love our relationship, Ray. It just keeps getting better and better.


Ray: Where were ya last night?
Abby: I didn't feel like havin' dinner with you.

Ray: So where were ya last night?
Abby: You have some nerve askin' me that. What time'd you get in last night and why'd you sleep downstairs? You have someone's stink on ya?

Ray: Tell Sully I wanna see him.
Old Man: You're a f*ckin lunatic Ray. I told ya he ain't in Boston.
Ray: I thought ya said he was dead.

Con, I love ya. You're a good kid. You're gonna be a good man. Abby, thank you for bringing him into this world. You do all the hard work. I'm so lucky.

You lied to me. You made me a criminal just like you.

Put on some clothes, Mick, we're goin' for a drive.


Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Well it's not going to lick itself.

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