Ray Donovan
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Ray Donovan Quotes
If you haven't learned that Mickey always draws a shit hand, that's on you.
Mickey: I ain't fuckin' senile.
Ray: Fine. You're not senile. Go tell Joe Friday out there you want to wear a wire and get your brains blown out in Long Beach.
Mickey: You could say I get confused from time to time.
Mickey: They ain't gonna believe I'm senile, Ray.
Ray: Really? I don't think it's such a big stretch.
Mickey: Fuck you.
Thank you, Ray. Boy. What a freak show that was. Has that chick ever heard of Invisalign?
Ed
Mrs. Minassian, my father's a dipshit, he's always been a dipshit. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about that. What I can do is offer to pay you back for any inconvenience he may have caused you.
Why couldn't you just play fuckin' bingo like a normal old man?
Paige: Do you feel any differently?
Ray: What?
Paige: Now that you got everything you wanted?
Ray: No.
Paige: That's too bad.
Terry: It's like Fatal Attraction. I bet she wasn't wearin' any panties.
Abby: [laughs] That was Basic Instinct.
Ray's just like my old man was with my mom. Too caught up with his own bullshit to realize how beautiful she was.
Terry
You're gonna need a criminal lawyer. Today.
Lee
Ray: Where's the poker?
Cochran: What? You gonna shoot me now? Fuck yourself you Irish piece of shit.
Ray: [shoots him in the leg] Where's the poker?
Paige: Who do you think is more powerful in this town, you or Andrew Finney?
Ray: I don't know, why don't you go up there and find out? But tell the truth and get it all. Who knows, you play your cards right, you might even keep the team.
