Fuck her harder Eddie.

Donna

You know what? She's right! I am a victim! We're all your victims!

Abby

Oh! You're the lezzie who works for my son.

Mickey

Mickey: Well, they say write about what you know. I know about two things: robbin' banks and fuckin' black chicks.
Paramount Exec: Let's see where that goes.

Volcheck: Please forgive me, but I really wanna fuck you. Tonight.
Donna: Really sweetie? Cause I really wanna fuck you, too.

Tommy: London's kinda freakin' me out. I'm a little bit lonely. I'm not suckin' dick again. Your father had to help me take care of that the last time, remember?
Conor: I think so.

I love our relationship, Ray. It just keeps getting better and better.

Steve

Ray: Where were ya last night?
Abby: I didn't feel like havin' dinner with you.

Ray: So where were ya last night?
Abby: You have some nerve askin' me that. What time'd you get in last night and why'd you sleep downstairs? You have someone's stink on ya?

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Con, I love ya. You're a good kid. You're gonna be a good man. Abby, thank you for bringing him into this world. You do all the hard work. I'm so lucky.

You lied to me. You made me a criminal just like you.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?

Ray