Old Lady: Isn't that just sad? I hope he's not driving.
Abby: He's got Parkinson's, you fucking cunt.
Terry: It's good to have a Southie bitch on your side.
Abby: It's good to have the opportunity to be one.
Terry: That's the way, uh huh uh huh I like it, uh huh uh huh.

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You are a worthwhile human being. You have a healthy appetite for sex. You are beautiful. You are a flawed man.

Ed

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Lady Cop: You want to trade your brother for your dad?
Ray: Any day of the fuckin' week.

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Bridget: Admit you're attracted to me
Mr. Donellen: I am. Attracted to you. [Bridget kisses him.]

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Terry: We can't take communion.
Ray: It's a fuckin' cracker.

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Ray: It's not your wedding present.
Bunch: [looks at the check] No? What'd you get me?
Ray: A standing mixer.
Bunch: What the fuck is that?
Ray: Kitchen shit. Abby picked it out.
Bunch: Thank you, Ray.
Ray: Congratulations.

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