You're a woman and you all think you've got the market cornered on parenthood.

Roy

Lee Anne was the hottest piece of ass in the department and she knew it.

Terry

Bless your heart. That's what we say when we don't like something.

Roy

IT guy made me like a hooker in Sunday school.

Vi

Knox: Remind me never to get divorced.
Terry: Remind me never to get married.

You want to play dirty, that's fine but I warn you. You're playing with the best.

Jamie

What was your intention Jamie, to come to my crime scene and trove for clients? I thought you were better than that.

Preston

I am just a local boy defending the city I love in court.

Roy

I came here to let you know that I gave Arliss a free pass. I was messing around with his wife after all. You can't blame a man for boiling over but you best muzzle your watch dog Lee Anne. Cause next time I'm not going to be so generous.

Terry

No job's worth keeping if you're living in fear all the time.

Charlene

I like my ladies with a little more danger around the edges.

Terry

Kinda looks like she's got you bent over a stump with your pants down, son.

Judge

Reckless Quotes

Don't be dissing Hooters. You might be working there someday.

Roy

Kinda looks like she's got you bent over a stump with your pants down, son.

Judge