I just buried the pain of what happened with my father, but because of you I'm not just facing it. I'm doing something. I've learned a lot from you, Ems.

Nolan

[to Conrad] I'm sure there's a story in you no one expects. You just need the guts to tell it.

Margaux

Jack: Conrad? What's he pitching, a book of lies?
Margaux: Probably.

[to Emily] Guess my takedowns have a silver lining, huh?

Nolan

Emily: It was kind of fun being your wingman.
Nolan: I taught you well, grasshopper.

[to Aiden] Rule number 17, no fish for breakfast. Rule number 18, no killing on the premises. Rule to be disregarded if my life is in danger. Ah, most importantly, 19. Always give a heads up call before coming home. I am on the rebound, so, bitch, don't kill my vibe.

Nolan

Contrary to what they say, the secret to staying happily married is secrecy.

Conrad

Victoria: Gather around everyone. We're going to play a little game. Conrad, Daniel, come here!
Daniel: Since when does my mother play games?

[to Victoria] You think you're protecting your son, but your psycho obsession's only hurting him. Let him go.

Sara

Rohan: We're taught after our mission is complete, never to mention it again.
Nolan: Don't brag after a shag. Got it.

[to Sara] It took until today to realize that Emily and my mother are the same person and I do not want to marry my mother.

Daniel

Emily: Daniel and I are nothing like you and Conrad.
Victoria: We're more alike than you think.

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan