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Revenge

Will you escort the ladies to the conservatory for petit fours and refreshments?

Victoria

Only luddites use snail mail.

Nolan

Nice touch, bringing your girls from The Beaver Dam.

Emily [to Amanda]

I made a petition to make it a demonstration sport at the '92 Olympics. We lost.

Nolan [on competitive Tetris]

Shower guest: And what kind of club is that?
Victoria: Not bridge, I can tell you that.

Everyone at the club wanted to come, but Murray wouldn't let us take off at the same time.

Amanda's stripper friend

Victoria: Emily, I had no idea you were invited.
Emily: Well, I am the baby's godmother, so...
Victoria: Isn't being a godparent a religious tradition? Amanda never struck me as a God-fearing woman.
Emily: She doesn't fear much.

Padma: What can you tell me about a lawsuit Zingster.com brought against you in 2001?"
Nolan: Ever hear of them?
Padma: No.
Nolan: That's because they lost. End of story.

Charlotte: So, does anyone know any shower games?
Amanda's friend: Girl, do I.

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