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Looks like the bitch is back.

Amanda [on Victoria]

So it's true, even the devil himself didn't want you.

Conrad [to Victoria]

I once did a video interview with Katie Couric butt naked in my Jacuzzi.


Hit me. This is your one and only shot, so do it like a man, if it's even possible.


Sometimes I feel like Job, from the bible.


Nolan: I don't think my employees have any respect for me.
Emily: Why would they, you're not wearing pants.

Trey: I didn't know you had a boat in this marina.
Declan: Yeah, it's real easy to miss between the yachts.

Don't you think it's a little bit dangerous to be catnapping out in the open, or are you actually baiting the White-Haired Man-ibal Lecter to come for you?

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