Revenge

Revenge Quotes (Page 7)

Season 2 Episode 5: "Forgiveness"

Nolan: I just became an uncle! Well, one of those non-uncle uncles, like Kracker or Fester.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Oh Dec, what the hell man? It smells terrible in here!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Declan: Oh yeah, we Porters are descended from a long line of gentlemen.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Nolan: Jack's currently registering a six at the Freak-o-Meter. Me, I'm at a nine, which must put you at infinity times infinity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victoria: All men are born hardwired to betray, it's just a question of when.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kenny [to Dec]: That would make for one hell of a college admissions essay, 'how I rolled houses to have a brighter future.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Mason: Every maid has her price, especially when grotesquely underpaid.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Emily [to Jack]: Uh, a shower wouldn't kill you.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Kara [to Victoria]: What a beautiful home. It's so smart to build it right on the ocean. You can always see your enemies coming.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 4: "Intuition"

Victoria: Will you escort the ladies to the conservatory for petit fours and refreshments?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nolan: Only luddites use snail mail.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emily [to Amanda]: Nice touch, bringing your girls from The Beaver Dam.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Nolan [on competitive Tetris]: I made a petition to make it a demonstration sport at the '92 Olympics. We lost.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Shower guest: And what kind of club is that?
Victoria: Not bridge, I can tell you that.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Amanda's stripper friend: Everyone at the club wanted to come, but Murray wouldn't let us take off at the same time.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Victoria: Emily, I had no idea you were invited.
Emily: Well, I am the baby's godmother, so...
Victoria: Isn't being a godparent a religious tradition? Amanda never struck me as a God-fearing woman.
Emily: She doesn't fear much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Padma: What can you tell me about a lawsuit Zingster.com brought against you in 2001?"
Nolan: Ever hear of them?
Padma: No.
Nolan: That's because they lost. End of story.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlotte: So, does anyone know any shower games?
Amanda's friend: Girl, do I.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Nolan [to Emily]: Now you can monitor Boris and Natasha's every move.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victoria [to Amanda]: OPEN IT.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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