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Revolution

Rachel: How can you be so sure?
Miles: I'm trying something new: prayer.

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Yeah, you're a real Meryl Streep.

Miles

You had me at mustard gas.

Tom

Charlie: Are you joking? After all the times you've screwed us over.
Miles: She's got a great point.

Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.

Oh, that’s nice Rachel, we’re gone a week and your Dad switches sides again.

Monroe

And what part of desperate don’t you understand?

Miles

Wow, your boss has really nice taste. It’s like Donald Trump threw up on Scarface.

Monroe

You're a dick.

Miles

Who’d have thought that between the two of us you’re the crazy one.

Charlie

Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?

Gene: How did you know I was here?
Charlie: Because you’re exactly like Mom! Neither of you will listen!

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