Charlie: How are you even alive?
Gemma: You've got bad aim.

You're a glorified babysitter who got way too expensive.


Sorry Siobhan. My good will's all maxed out.


Bridget: How do I know I can trust you?
Charlie: You don't. But what choice do you have?

Another friend helping out. That's awesome, Siobhan. That's awesome. What is he going to turn out to be? A mob boss, a serial killer, al qaeda?


Siobhan: She's my friend.
Charlie: Yeah, I hate to see how you treat your enemies.

Malcolm: Anniversary?
Bridget: Six years already. Can you believe it?

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