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Rizzoli-and-isles

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

What's the matter with you two? You look like you lost your favorite pair of mittens.

Angela

What are we going to wear? I have never been a high class hooker before.

Maura

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?

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