Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Why can't we dress like call girls? They look so cute.


Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

It's weird the way she's so good with babies.


Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.


Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.


Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.

Eighteenth century beer sucks.


Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.


Right now all I want to do is get you naked and lick your face.