Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

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Lydia can barely tie her own shoes.

Jane

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Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

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Tommy: What do I do with him?
Jane: Use two hands.

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Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

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Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

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Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.

Constance

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Never date a zombie they have no respect for the law.

Jane

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Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

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You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane

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Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

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Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

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