Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Lydia can barely tie her own shoes.


Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

Tommy: What do I do with him?
Jane: Use two hands.

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.


How is a boneless dwarf on a shield a great warrior?


Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.

Eighteenth century beer sucks.


Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.


Right now all I want to do is get you naked and lick your face.


Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.