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Rizzoli-and-isles

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.

Angela

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

What's the matter with you two? You look like you lost your favorite pair of mittens.

Angela

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura
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