Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane

What are we going to wear? I have never been a high class hooker before.

Maura

Never date a zombie they have no respect for the law.

Jane

I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.

Angela

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

I just want a cup of coffee, not a Roman orgy.

Jane

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.