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May I have one of your hairs with the root ball attached, please?

Maura

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

What are we going to wear? I have never been a high class hooker before.

Maura

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

I just want a cup of coffee, not a Roman orgy.

Jane

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.

Angela

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

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