Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?

You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane

May I have one of your hairs with the root ball attached, please?

Maura

Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.

Constance

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Never date a zombie they have no respect for the law.

Jane

I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.

Angela

Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.

Jane

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane