Rizzoli & Isles

Rizzoli & Isles Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 11: "Can I Get a Witness?"

Jane: Hey Mom. I couldn't find any Sour Patch so you'll have to settle for Gummy Bears.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frost: So how does a white female cop get the confidence of a black kid from the hood.

Jane: I have mad skills.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 10: "Remember Me"

Jane: Did you just say what's the big whoop?
 • Rating: Unrated

Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: A hot air balloon ride?
Maura: Well, it's a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: What's the matter with you two? You look like you lost your favorite pair of mittens.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: He called me hysterical.
Frost: I'm surprised his balls aren't in his throat right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: Why are you anxious? Is it because you put on a little weight?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 9: "Gone Daddy Gone"

Jane: Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maura: You're holding me hostage. You think you have any right to ask me personal questions.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jane: Here's a deal. I'll do sensitivity training. You never do Brando.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Axel: You're a cop. That's a turn off.
Jane: Bummer.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "My Own Worst Enemy"

Korsak: Junkies don't shoot dope out in the open.
Jane: They're like cockroaches. They hide.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Angela: Are you ready to conquer the clutter?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Are you OK?
Maura: Yeah. Why?
Jane: Cause you're wearing two different shoes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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