Royal Pains

Royal Pains Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 13: "Somthing Fishy This Way Comes"

Hank: I hated camp.
Boris: Me also.
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Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
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Evan: This three days is gonna fly.
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Season 4 Episode 12: "Hurts Like a Mother"

Paige: I can't bare the thought of going home because it doesn't even feel like home anymore.
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Divya: That was almost too much information.
Hank: I love seeing you happy
Divya: Happy, yes..... maybe a little crazy too.
Hank: I just hope he is worthy of you.
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Evan: I don't care what weird stuff you're into. I just need your advice.
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Evan: Isn't everyone happy when they're doing something?
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Hank: You can't fix it, but you can be there. That's enough.
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Evan: No, Divya has just lost her mind.
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Hank: But can it tell how far she runs?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evan: Can this be explained medically? Or should we be worried about body snatchers?
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Paige: They may not have made me, but they made me who I am.
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Season 4 Episode 11: "Dancing With the Devil"

Evan: I'm just gonna say this fast so we can get it over with: you're on it.
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Evan: You're gonna make all the other kids jealous, so calm down!
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Eva: Because of my family, I know exactly who I am.
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Evan: We'll start from scratch. You and me. We'll build a home together.
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Hank: Once we get your potassium levels back to normal you will be dancing with the devil in no time.
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Paige: I don't want to live in the past anymore. I'm ready to start my future.
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Season 4 Episode 10: "Who's Your Daddy?"

Evan: Paige's dad used to be a general. Our dad, Hank, used to be in the general population.
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Fanny: He's fifty shades of 'Oh my god, take me, take me now."
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