I don't know why. Women confuse me.

Jeremiah

You know what? I feel like sometimes you're not listening to me.

Evan

I am done. Goodbye, Ray.

Evan

Those snarks are about to get harpooned. Up high!

Evan

I want to talk. About Vivianna. How do I get her back?

Jeremiah

You know she adores you, right?

Evan

Don't worry, this won't affect HankMed.

Jeremiah

I will be right here the entire time.

Hank

I remember the good old days when I was carefree and current---that was last summer!

Evan

Thirties are the new twenties.

Paige

Money doesn't change people, it just shows them who they are.

Hank

Hank: What's he on?!
Emma: Bath salts!

Royal Pains Quotes

I am not ten! You cannot send me out to play!

Evan

You guys must be really good friends.

Homer[to Evan and Divya]