We've never really been close, even when I was little. That's why they have dogs.

Jeremiah

Evan: I can't even comprehend it. How does a guy just walk out on people like that?
Hank: Practice.

Hank: Families can be like magnets. The more you try to push them together, the more they slide apart.
Divya: Unless you turn them around.

Jeremiah: I thought you'd given up on me.
Barbara: No Jerry, not then, not ever.

Who knew having it all would be so exhausting?

Divya

You mean you haven't been to medical school? Why the hell am I letting you stick a needle into my spine?

Wynn

I'm not wearing a wire, although I can't vouch who may have been dressing or undressing you.

Boris

It's not like the sky is falling, just the ceiling.

Evan

You're the one who's going to have to take all the drugs and have the procedures. This one had to be your call.

Evan

You're Housecall Hank not Hospital Hank.

Evan

You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.

Jill

Jill: I thought you weren't worried about Hans.
Hank: I'm not, but I'm worried about you.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan