Radiation isn't a play thing but a half life is better than no life at all.

Jeremiah

Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.

You're Housecall Hank not Hospital Hank.

Evan

Evan: Your mom is actually here.
Divya: Why wouldn't she be?
Evan: Because it's my birthday....

Every new morning is a good morning.

Evan

It wasn't my secret to tell.

Paige [about her mother]

Did she seriously try to Erin Brocovich us right now? Are we being Brocovich-ed?

Evan

Please be my friend, and let me be yours.

Jeremiah

Hey Donna - she's hot!

Mac

Your new business has no money.

Jill

Evan: Dude! (about to high five Hank)
Jill: Don't even think about it.

Evan: So he's like Santa?
Paige: Yes, but instead of going down a chimney, he smells like one.