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We’re her older brothers, Hank!

Evan

Does it hurt?

Hank

It hurts. I hurt.

Hank

Hank: What's he on?!
Emma: Bath salts!

Evan: You're going to start cashing all your checks now aren't you?
Divya: I'm afraid so.
Evan: Now I'm sad.

That's my line.

Eddie

I love you guys.

Hank

Stupid body!

Evan

Divya: Podia, from the Latin.
Evan: Podiums, from the Office Depot.

Group hug right now. Golden Girls style.

Evan

Evan: We were on a treasure hunt, remember?
Hank: I don't remember it that way.

I am done. Goodbye, Ray.

Evan
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