It's like we're out of sync.

Paige

This isn't a treatment, this is a diagnostic tool!

Dr. Van Dyke

So two birds, one Today-show-sized bird.

Evan

Jeremiah: I thought you'd given up on me.
Barbara: No Jerry, not then, not ever.

Must have been an expensive flight - landing in Cuba and all.

Evan

To the return of the living HankMed.

Hank

If you cut me, I'd bleed French Roast.

Evan

So are you gonna kiss me or are you gonna wait twenty years.

Emily

Tucker: Double fisting wine bottles?
Oliver: Oh C'Mon stop being such a b*tch.

I am aware of the reference to the young adult dystopian trilogy.----I’m just not sure why.

Jeremiah

What's happening right now? I thought I was the neurotic Jewish mother here.

Evan

This whole summer I thought I was finally getting ready to put down my roots and settle down, but the truth is I don't feel like I'm settling down. I'm afraid I just may be settling.

Hank