Alright, you're not an alien.


Evan: Please take the baggage.
Hank: I don't want to take the baggage.

Nothing grandiose about that...


Evan: You're going to start cashing all your checks now aren't you?
Divya: I'm afraid so.
Evan: Now I'm sad.

Long night? Let me guess you were sleeping with the Enemily again.


Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

Hey Donna you look beautiful. You look beautiful too.


Hank: You wanna grab a bite to eat?
Jill: I only have 30 minutes 'til my next meeting.
Hank: We'll take big bites.

Does it hurt?


You're going to school to follow your dreams. Not your dad's, not your mom's, not mine.


Don't complain about the problem - fix it.

Eddie R

I was going to pick up Indian food, but I thought it might be offensive.


Royal Pains Quotes

Alright, you're not an alien.


Hank: What's she getting into?
Evan: A chauffeured Bentley.