Royal Pains

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Who's marrying her - you or Raj?

Hank

I am not ten! You cannot send me out to play!

Evan

You guys must be really good friends.

Homer[to Evan and Divya]

You guys aren't back together again?

Divya

I am done. Goodbye, Ray.

Evan

There is no perfect moment.

Marissa

Man up city boy.

Jill

Whatever she makes, you will eat it.

Hank [about Divya's cooking]

AJ: I have a confession to make.
Hank: Uh, that's outside my scope of practice.

Is there a condition known as mental frostbite?

Evan [of Paige]

Hank: Who is that guy Jill's talking to?
Evan: Not you.

Divya: I'm engaged.
Jill: I didn't say anything.
Divya: I just crashed.

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