To be safe, I'll drive.

Divya

Nice play Boris.

Hank

But can it tell how far she runs?

Hank

Hank: What's he on?!
Emma: Bath salts!

(staring at Ms. Newberg's breasts) Uh, you look fantastic, ma'am.

Evan

For the record I was humbling Evan long before his therapist was.

Divya

Tucker: Double fisting wine bottles?
Oliver: Oh C'Mon stop being such a b*tch.

To my Dad, Eddie R. Lawson, the man who made me who I am, good and bad. The same hustle, the attraction to short cuts, the eye for a way in and up, but also the luck of finding people who love us for who we are and make us better men.

Evan

Compassion is for charity, not for childrearing.

Paige

I realize, I need to find a new way to live.

Hank

I'm sure those children mean well but they certainly need an adult around before someone loses an eye or gets mauled by a large reptile.

Jeremiah

My eggs don't seem to care that Evan's hot for me. Screw you, low motility. F. U., infertility. I'm making a baby.

Paige