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Royal-pains

You may not be my flesh and blood, but you're more - you're my heart.

Mrs. Neuberger

If they can't make it - what chance do the rest of us have?

Jill

I guess anyone who breaks up over text messages isn't the "One".

Divya

Evan: At some point you're going to have to forgive him.
Hank: At some point you're going to have to realize I won't.

Forget what he did to us - think about what he did to mom.

Hank

You've seen me do yoga - please don't make me look any sillier than I already do.

Blake

I'm a big fan of tradition but, what if the sex isn't great or even good? You need to find that out before you even marry Raj.

Jill

Nothing says commitment like feeding shellfish to another human in public.

Evan

Evan: Let the record show that you were wrong.
Hank: The record will reflect that.

We're not going to let him drive with a concussion - right, doctor?

Evan

Looks at this my sons! One's a doctor, one's a businessman.

Eddie R
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Royal Pains Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

We're not going to let him drive with a concussion - right, doctor?

Evan

Looks at this my sons! One's a doctor, one's a businessman.

Eddie R
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