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You know what, she may not be the expert in romantic communication, that's okay, I happen to be. Yeah, I'm, uh, gonna go write her an email that she will never delete.

Evan [about Paige]

Newburgh: It's food to put you in the mood...
Evan: Yeah, to be poor...look at that....
Newburgh: Don't be so shortsighted, it's better to live in poverty and in love than have a fortune and spend it all on divorce attorneys...I forgot the vanilla saffron...

Hank: It looks like Summer has arrived.
Evan: Her name is Divya.

Newburgh: Your father called form prison.
Evan: Well, that's a fun segue.

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