Royal Pains Quotes
Good to know things ended as passionately as they started.
Paige
Paige: You're worried about being separated from Hank while he's recovering.
Evan: You're saying I'm a HankWatch addict?
Paige: Yes.
Did she seriously try to Erin Brocovich us right now? Are we being Brocovich-ed?
Evan
I am better at starting relationships than deepening them.
Hank
Jill: So what was it like to watch your little brother get married?
Hank: It was weird. To me he's still the kid who ate $.85 in nickels on a dare.
Evan: Why don't we just put two tables together—
Paige: They're round! You can't push to two round tables together, it won't work!
FYI not good for business when the doctor looks sick.
Ken
Eddie R. [about Hank's cell phone]: Really, Hank, On Hannukah?
Hank: I am so sorry, Rabbi Lawson!
Is there a condition known as mental frostbite?
Evan [of Paige]
You know what they say, when you marry someone you're not marrying their family.... oh, wait, you are marrying their family. I am terribly sorry...
Divya [to Paige]
Did we lose our minds?
Divya [to Rafa]
Owen: I know you're thinking that Owen has gained a few pounds since the last time you saw him. But I want you to know, I am on The Lipitor.
Hank: Do you know that The Lipitor is not the substitute for the good eating habits?
