That's not appropriate Ken, that's not appropriate.......

Hank

Shadow Pond—I'm being summoned.

Hank

We were discussing Harper's mad volleyball skills.

Hank

Hank: I do know my way around a Parcheesi board.
Evan: And Grandma's too. Wait ,that didn't sound right did it?

People leave their past behind all the time.

Evan

Evan: You came back because of a patient?
Hank: I thought so. But now I think I used a patient to hold myself back.

I am never done with a patient who needs my help.

Hank

She is not my type.

Dr. Sacani

I take it you believe my concerns are valid?

Dr. Sacani

It's your magic bag now.

Hank

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Hank

Hank: I hated camp.
Boris: Me also.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan