Royal Pains

Royal Pains Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 8: "Manimal"

Van Dyke: You said the bartender told you everything!
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Hank: Thanks for handling the Van Dyke thing. You done good.
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Season 4 Episode 7: "Fools Russian"

Evan: Alright, you're not an alien.
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Paige: We aren't gonna live on Saturn?
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Evan: Fido and Payload, sitting in a tree...
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Evan[to Paige]: Or were you just a little hefty?
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Paige: You cannot give yourself a nickname!
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Christina: Says a man who save a life with an ice bucket.
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Paige: So get your CFO-ass over there an close this deal.
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Divya: It wasn't guilt that brought me here. I almost lost you.
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Divya: You will throw out that mental list of eligible bachelors you have in your mind.....
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Season 4 Episode 6: "About Face"

Evan: So he's like Santa?
Paige: Yes, but instead of going down a chimney, he smells like one.
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Boris: Any questions?
Hank: Probably none you would answer.
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Evan: Did you get a DUI? Are you under house arrest?
Hank: NO...
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Divya: You screwed up didn't you?
Evan: I'm cleaning it up!
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Evan: Every new morning is a good morning.
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Divya: I AM NOT FINISHED! FOR ONCE YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!
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Divya: If you don't stop this behavior, you are going to end up unloved and alone!
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Evan: You forgot the HankMed staff profiles?!
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Sacani: I cheated. I know that's not the hankmed, and I'm sincerely ashamed and disappointed with myself.
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