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Royal-pains

What if our dad fornicated across the county and we have 18 siblings we know nothing about!

Evan

I am having trouble remembering all the reasons I forgave him.

Hank

You’re like a headband savant….

Evan

For the record I was humbling Evan long before his therapist was.

Divya

Your judgment is deafening. Just say it---just speak your mind.

Evan

I’m ready for that welcome home hug now.

Evan

Divya: Are you firing Hank?
Shelby: Let me explain.
Divya: Don't. This conversation just ended.

I hope you'll come back because we need you. I need you.

Hank

Just make sure Hollywood tells my story.

Evan
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