Royal Pains

Royal Pains Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 5: "A Man Called Grandpa"

Eddie R: Sometime I am amazed at how complicated I make things for myself.
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Ted: Is this an answer or an autobiography?
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Divya: What are you doing?! Who Does that?!
Jill: I gave you first dibs.
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Evan: You're gonna miss getting to know your grandsons, which sucks, because we're pretty amazing.
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Season 3 Episode 4: "The Shaw/Hank Redemption"

Evan: I'm going to propose to Paige
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Eddie R.: Since he got out of prison he's been all about bible study.
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Jill: Hank left you in charge because he trusts you. Now trust yourself.
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Evan: You're talking to Evan R. Lawson right now. Discretion is my middle name.
Hank: So that's what the R. stands for.
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Evan [angrily]: You're the only one not secure in this relationship and you're not even in the relationship
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Season 3 Episode 3: "Rash Talk"

Hank[to Evan]: You don't need 20 year old glucose clogging up your system.
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Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.
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Divya: When we've been friends as long as they have, do you suppose we'll be like that?
Hank: I certainly hope so.
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Evan: By the way could you tell Jill to leave the toilet seat up when she's done? A little respect would be awesome.
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Evan: You really think tossing in Yoplait is going to quell Mt. Vesuvius?
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Man: What do I do now?
Hank: As I doctor I advise a hot shower. As a human being I advise picking up after your dog.
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Hank [about Divya's cooking]: Whatever she makes, you will eat it.
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Season 3 Episode 2: "But There's a Catch"

Evan: You're going to start cashing all your checks now aren't you?
Divya: I'm afraid so.
Evan: Now I'm sad.
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Hank: Evan, use your favorite scissors to cut and open up these tubes...
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Hank[ to Keller]: My father never missed an opportunity to miss a game...
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Evan: But you're an over-accessorized volcano waiting to erupt.
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