There's a difference between pain and suffering. Pain is in the body. Suffering is in the mind and it feels infinite. So maybe the key is to feel your pain and learn from it. And someday your suffering might disappear.


Joel: It's time for me to try and be more generous with you.
Maggie: Is that code for you wanna be exclusive?
Joel: I think we should give it a shot.

You're not a jerk, Joel, but if you really want to be honest, you can give a lot more than you're admitting. You're just a chicken.


Joel: I try and give her honesty and I'm coming off like a total jerk.
Alex: Well, were you a jerk?
Joel: No, absolutely not. Well, maybe I was a little bit of a jerk.

Joel: Let me ask you something. What do women want?
Alex: I don't get the question.

If you can name it, but you can't change it, is it really better to know?


Jackson: I told you, garlic and holy water enema might do the trick.
Reycraft: He did have a stake going through his chest. Just noticing a connection.
Alex: My patient is really suffering, Reycraft, and not just from photosensitivity.
Jackson: The guy's a vampire.
Reycraft: Who's going to tell him?
Joel: Guys...
Alex: Vampire! Jackson, I love you.

Joel: I've been completely honest with you here, Maggie, about this. I'm not up for a relationship right now, I don't have it in me, and I don't want to lead you on.
Maggie: Okay, then I think our transaction here is done.

Joel: Ow! Did you just bite me?
Maggie: Yeah, I had an impulse.

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