This is funny. I mean, it's not funny, but it kind of is, I guess. You've saved my life multiple times and all I can do is sit here, hold your hand, and hope that you don't die. And I'm sorry, Jake. For all of this. You were right. We never should have left that island.


What have I told you Olivia? Against me, you will never win.


Russell: You're making a mistake, Alex.
Olivia: It's Olivia. And this is really going to hurt.

[to James] You made a choice. You did this. This is the man you are. And guess what? I love you anyway. Because that is the man I am.


Mr. President, how may I be of service?


Olivia: I thought we could talk about how our days went.
Jake: That sounds very normal.

[to Mellie] We have to stop doing this to each other. We just have to stop.


Quinn: What about me?
Harrison: Baby Huck it.

[to Cyrus] I've killed kings, Chief. Consider it done.


Olivia: I'm saying 23 hardworking Americans are staying late at night so you can call me.
Fitz: You want me to hang up?

Mellie: I'd say this is a new low.
Cyrus: Not for me.

Quinn: Why aren't you calling the White House?
Jake: If I call the White House they'll kill Olivia. They can't go get her.
Quinn:'s the three of us? We bust in there and take on god knows how many armed mercenaries ourselves? All right. I'm down.

Scandal Quotes

Olivia: What's the charge?
Agent: This man is being held under the Patriot Act.

I am not a toy that you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.