Scandal

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Scandal

Olivia: "I've got a guy."
Fitz: "You've got a guy? Another guy? Hells angel? Mobster? A kind-hearted felon who owes you a favor?"
Olivia: "Technically he's on probation."

Fitz: "You don't sleep, you rip ties off innocent bystanders for me, you're killing yourself 24/7 to get me elected, and I don't even have your vote?"
Olivia: "You're going to have to earn it like any other candidate."

"You have a car, right? Because I can't date you if you don't have a car."

Quinn

Abby: "I'm not deranged. I'm just divorced."
Olivia: "So stop feeling sorry for yourself. Get out of my kitchen. Call my friend Stephen. He's fun!"
Abby: "Stop trying to get me laid. Oooh, maybe I'll buy a gun."

"I had a job, a paying job from which I took a leave of absence to do a favor for my friend Cyrus because I am good. I am brilliant. I would eat breathe and live Fitzgerald Grant every minute of every day. You would be lucky to have me."

Olivia

Cyrus: "Let's be clear about something. I run a sausage factory."
Fitz: "Which makes me...sausage?"
Cyrus: "Handsome, highly qualified, smart, idealistic and energetic sausage. The stumping, electrifying speeches, baby kissing--that's all you. The nitty-gritty, morally bankrupt, back alley brawling rest of the game, that's me--it's filthy and thankless and it's my hallelujah, heroin, and reason to breathe and you--you don't have half the stomach for it."

Olivia: "You cheated on your mistress with your girlfriend. Let's just leave it at that."
President: "She wasn't my girlfriend. Don't you ever call yourself a mistress. We both know better."

"Really? You really want me to detail for you how and where and in what positions Amanda Tanner and I had sex? Will that help make you feel better, because I'll do it."

President

Quinn: We should be doing things. Things should be happening. Shouldn't we at least file a missing person's report?
Harrison: Just because you don't see things happening, doesn't mean things aren't happening. With Olivia, things are always happening.

Never let a crisis go to waste, Mr. President.

Cyrus

Olivia: What happened?
Stephen: I lost my superpowers. I'm engaged. I can't use every tool in the box anymore.

President: Trust your gut. Your gut is never wrong.
Olivia: I don't have a gut anymore.

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Scandal Quotes

[to Cyrus] It hurts until it doesn't. You think it's going to break you, but it won't. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same.

Mellie

I am not a toy that you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.

Olivia
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