Popular Scrubs Quotes
Lady: Love your Hairmet.
J.D.: Love yours!
(To Dr. Cox) Want me to bury you?J.D.
Carla: So are you guys gonna go out tonight?
Turk: No, we're gonna stay in.
Carla: Well, I'll be in the bedroom with all the straight people.
Turk: Remember our college brochures?
J.D.: So what, they put you on the cover.
Stop or I'll turn this church around!Elliot
Ketchup is for winners, Ted!Dr. Kelso
(To J.D.)Not so fast. You're my bitch now.Jordan
Carla: I can't believe she's sleeping.
Dr. Cox: I had the intern give her two valiums.
Carla: Why? Was she in alot of pain?
Dr. Cox: No... she just wouldn't shut up
Dr. Kelso: What the hell are you doing?
Turk: I get to have sex!
Dr. Kelso: I hate this place.
I don't know, Turk. It's a little early for me to start pulling strings - I just got this co-chief job. Dammit, now I'm saying it!J.D.
Turk: Hey White Shadow.
J.D.: That's not my handle.
Turk: Hey Gizmo.
Turk: Mothers and daughters... they speak so fast, but they speak so true.
Turk: Did you see it?
J.D.: I'm so mad at Lorelai, I can't even talk right now.