Scrubs Season 3 Episode 20: "My Fault" Quotes
Dr. Cox: Damnit all to hell Bob. I cannot believe you're gonna turn this hospital into some money making machine that coerces people into spending their hard earned cash on expensive procedures that they don't even need.
Dr. Kelso: Why not? Sounds like something I'd do.
Dr. Cox: You mark my words, if one single person gets a full body scan, I will, (pauses) I will kiss your ring.
Dr. Kelso: I will take that bet champ. You're our witness Laverne.
Laverne: How very exciting for all of us.
Carla: Do you want me to re-invite her?
Turk: Do you want her there?
Carla: No. She's too pretty. I want people looking at me.
Dr. Kelso: If you're wondering what this is, Perry, it's a list of the hundreds of people who've already signed up for our full body scan.
Dr. Cox: Well, bully for you, there, Bobbo.
Hey! So, U-Haul is parked outside, everything I own is in there. Well, except for this half of my salad tongs, but I-I was using it to scratch myself on the way over.
Sean
Dr. Miller: Dr. Turk. Meet me in the O.R.
Turk: Fat flaps?
Dr. Miller: You got it!
Turk: I love fat flaps.
Carla: I love you!
