Scrubs Season 3 Episode 20: "My Fault" Quotes
J.D.: Anyway, I have to break up with her.
J.D.'s Narration: Okay, just let her down easy.
J.D.: Danni, I'm not sure how to do this but, uh... I just don't think we should see each other anymore.
Danni: Cool. I'm already kinda sleeping with this guy named Danny, anyway.
Turk: Whoa! I guess she wasn't calling out her own name after all!
J.D.: You know what! I don't even care, you know why? Because I bet she's calling out my name while she's sleeping with him!
Danni: No, I don't!
J.D.: See, like a bat, dude! Like a bat!
J.D.: Dude, Danni did the weirdest thing last night - she called out her own name during sex.
Turk: That is weird. Why are we whispering?
J.D.: Because she hears like a bat.
Turk: Bats hear really well?
J.D.: Yeah, 'cause they can't see.
Turk: Oh, yeah, that's right, sonar. Wait a second, that's whales!
J.D.: No, no, no, no, no. Bats and whales, bats and whales!
Turk: Okay, okay, okay.
Danni: I'm gonna go put some clothes on. After all, I am a lady... Oh, by the way, I used your razor to shave my pits.
J.D.: Keep it.
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Girl: Mommy? When's daddy coming home?
Mother: He isn't. If only he'd loved us enough to get a full body scan at Sacred Heart!
J.D.: Hey, Turk! Where're you guys gonna live after you get married?
Carla: You mean where you gonna live?
Turk: Baby, not now. Don't know yet!
Danni: You know what I was thinking?
J.D.: Nobody cares, Danni.
Dr. Cox: Color me intrigued, Bob.
Dr. Kelso: I am considering offering full body scans here at Sacred Heart. What do you think?
Dr. Cox: I think showing perfectly healthy people every harmless imperfection in their body just to scare them into taking invasive and often pointless tests is an unholy sin.
Dr. Kelso: Does sound a little sketchy ethically, doesn't it? Thanks, Perry.
Dr. Cox: Did that just happen? Anybody?
(Sean & Elliot walking past J.D.)
Sean: It's, just it's so hard to make myself look for an apartment when im sharing my bed with the most beautiful girl in the world.
J.D.: Really, what's his name? (starts drinking coffee)
J.D.'s narration: That made absolutely no sense, so just keep sipping
J.D: Guess it's just the two of us.
Danni: Do you wanna have sex?
J.D: I guess.
Danni: Do I have to look at you?
J.D: Please don't.
Danni: Shut up!
Mr. Corman: Please, call me Harvey.
Dr. Cox: "Harvey Corman"?
Mr. Corman: Doesn't get me as much action as you'd think.
Turk: I cannot believe you are freaking out about this! It's a great idea!
Carla: Turk! We are not having wedding PIE!
Turk: That is so typical of you, Carla! This whole wedding has been about you, and I'll prove it!
Carla: Give me back my wedding planner!
Turk: Frank Sinatra as our first dance. Please, baby, that guy has only got one good song. You got...pink roses. I hate pink! Big screen TV at the reception! Big screen TV at the reception?
Carla: I knew how much you wanted to see the play-offs.
Turk: What's up with the white people on top?
Carla: Turk, they don't have tiny plastic interracial couples.
Baker: I'll just color it in with some chocolate frosting.
Turk: Oh, that's a great idea. Put 'em in blackface.
