Scrubs Season 8 Episode 8: "My Lawyer's In Love" Quotes
I'm not what you call a winner... sure I'm a lawyer but that's only becaus I took the bar exam in Alaska and they only have like four laws and most of them are when you can and cannot kill... seals.Ted
[after stapling clothes to the wall in the form of a person...]
Jack: Hey guys, I finally got a brother!
Cox: He's either a genius or an idiot
Jack [to J.D.'s baby]: Janus, you are one ugly baby, seriously
J.D: Did you actually teach your son to be mean to a baby?
Cox: Not just any baby, but your baby. Come here Jacky boy, you're going to get ten thousand jelly beans, I love you so much
J.D. They can both be so mean
J.D.: We found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples...
Ted: Why should they be happy!?