Scrubs Season 4 Quotes
Carla: Where's your food?
Molly: Oh, shoot.
Carla: Look, Elliot, we'll do something later this week, just the two of us.
Elliot: Okay.
Molly: Ahh. Oh, that is not my food. But I'm not getting up again.
Elliot: Oh, I wouldn't.
Carla: Look, why don't we pool our money together and buy one of those nice cute little Mini Coopers?
Turk: Baby, a Mini Cooper?
J.D.'s Narration: And then the most amazing thing happened.
Carla: I'll tell you what, Turk. Why don't you go pick out our car.
J.D.'s Narration: Carla let Turk make a decision!
Turk: Okay! But, baby, you should know that it's not gonna be a Mini. 'Cause ain't nothing really mini about me!
Molly: Anyway, Johnny, I was noticing that you were having some trouble motivating your patient back in there, and I actually published a paper on motivation methodology in post-operative seniors, so, if you want, I could help.
J.D.: What floor?
Molly: Oh, my god, we're on an elevator.
J.D.: You know, Molly, I appreciate the offer, but there's a very special doctor I use around here when I need help, and he'd be pretty pissed if I didn't come to him first.
Dr. Cox: Why, Mariska? Why do you insist on bothering me with these things?
J.D.: That, my friends, is Mr. Radford getting out of bed... And that's Mr. Radford falling back into bed. But still, enough to rub it in Dr. Cox's face.
Molly: That is so great! But I wouldn't do that unless you want him to rub your face in it.
J.D.: Did you not see what just happened, or do you not get face rubbing? Because it's more than just a bizarro way to memorize people's names.
J.D.: Look, Dr. Cox, I know you were using reverse psychology with Mr. Radford.
Dr. Cox: You do, do you?
J.D.: Yes. And I figured it out all by myself, without anyone helping me or explaining it directly in my face or anything.
Elliot: How are your thighs?
Molly: They're very hot and pink.
Elliot: Do you want me to rub ointment on them?
Molly: It's okay.
Guys: Awwwwwwww.
Carla: Everything I do, Turk, I do it for us!
Turk: Oh, yeah? Then why does Rowdy smell like daisies?
Carla: 'Cause I had him... filled with potpourri.
Carla: Look! You're a husband now. When you make decisions, you're supposed to think about what we need, not what you want!
Turk: Well, it doesn't seem like you're doing that! You gave away my clock! And you sold my chairs. And what the hell is up with these ridiculously tiny bowls!?
Carla: They're sake cups, Jethro!
Turk: I knew that...
Molly: Johnny, I mean what Dr. Cox did was classic reverse psychology. And so is this: Behavioral modification can sometimes be brought about through classic conditioning... Reverse psychology? Nothing? 'Cause that really kills at the psychiatric conferences.
J.D.: I must go to one of those.
Carla: That's what I think of your scooters! No more bugs in my teeth! No more helmet head! No more making deals with God every time a truck passes me on the freeway, okay? It's over! That's it!
Turk: What the hell just happened?
Dr. Kelso: You got married, Turkleton.
Molly: You know what, Elliot, you act like everyone's boxing you out, but you wouldn't even get a cup of coffee with me. Peace out, baby.
Elliot: Why is everybody saying that?
