Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Airport" Quotes (Page 3)

Jerry: Tia, did you see all the flowers in that bathroom? It's like an English garden in there.
Attendant: They're gardenias, mostly.
Jerry: I thought I smelled lilac.
Attendant: Yes, there are a few of those, too.
Tia: It's almost overwhelming.
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Attendant: And today we're featuring wines from the Tuscany region.
Jerry and Tia: Tuscany!
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Attendant: You're not supposed to get up during the food service.
Elaine: Well, nobody told me that!
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Attendant: Well, the only meal left is a kosher meal.
Elaine: Kosher meal? I don't want a kosher meal. I don't even know what a kosher meal is.
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Elaine: You're eating my food!!
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Attendant: More anything?
Jerry: More everything!
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George: You bought non-refundable tickets, you idiot!
Kramer: She talked me in to it. She said it was the best deal.
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Jerry: What is all the racket back there? You know, you're trying to relax on the plane and this is what you have to put up with. (to attendant) What is going on?
Attendant: Sir, this woman tried to sneak into first class.
Jerry: Oh, you see, that's terrible. The problem is that curtain is no security. There really should be a locking door.
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(approaches to the guy that was sitting next to her as he is sleeping)
Elaine: HEY!!
(the man wakes up in surprise)
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Kramer: Listen, I didn't do anything wrong. That guy owes me 240 bucks!
Security Guard: Now, you're in big trouble.
(Kramer breaks free from his arms and runs off)
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