Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Heart Attack" Quotes

Tor: (to Jerry) You're eating too much dairy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: Eckman? I thought he was doing time?
Kramer: No, no, he's out. He got out.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: It's all over for me. In fact...let's end it right now. Jerry, kill me, kill me now. I'm begging you. Let's just get it over with. Be a pal. Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
Jerry: Well, uh...What? Kinda like this?
George (muffled) What are you doing?! What are you, crazy?!
Elaine: Jerry!
Jerry: Elaine! What are you doing here?
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I'll tell ya, if I ever get out of here, I'm gonna change my life. I'm gonna do a whole Zen...thing...
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Could it be...luke-warm?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tor: Hoh hoh hoh, yes! Yes...Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kramer: Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!
 • Rating: Unrated

George: I'm an eggplant!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tor: No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.
Jerry: And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kramer: My name is Bob!
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite quote from "The Heart Attack?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!