Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8: "The Heart Attack" Quotes
That's it! Flaming globes of Sigmund! Flaming globes of Sigmund! That's my note! That's what I thought was so funny? That's not funny. There's nothing funny about that.Jerry
A kiss? With the tongue? The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? Yuck, I don't think so.Elaine
Couch grass and cramp bark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly.Jerry
Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed.George
(reading his note) 'Fax me some halibut.' Is that funny? Is that a joke?Jerry
Tor: Kramer tells me you're looking for an alternative to surgery.
George: Yes. Yes I am.
Tor: (blows in George's face and then flicks his hair) I think we can help you.
George: I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a nice, medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle.
I've been going to the doctors my whole life and what's it got me? I'm thirty-three years old, I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty and I'm already facing the problems of old age.George
You're bringing in an outside cucumber?Elaine
Elaine: Hey, where's Kramer?
Jerry: I don't know. That's like asking: where's Waldo?
Meningitis? Scoliosis? Lupus? Is it Lupus?!George
Hi, George, how you feeling? Is anybody getting your apartment?Elaine