That's it! Flaming globes of Sigmund! Flaming globes of Sigmund! That's my note! That's what I thought was so funny? That's not funny. There's nothing funny about that.

Jerry

A kiss? With the tongue? The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? Yuck, I don't think so.

Elaine

Couch grass and cramp bark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly.

Jerry

Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed.

George

(reading his note) 'Fax me some halibut.' Is that funny? Is that a joke?

Jerry

Tor: Kramer tells me you're looking for an alternative to surgery.
George: Yes. Yes I am.
Tor: (blows in George's face and then flicks his hair) I think we can help you.

George: I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a nice, medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle.

I've been going to the doctors my whole life and what's it got me? I'm thirty-three years old, I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty and I'm already facing the problems of old age.

George

You're bringing in an outside cucumber?

Elaine

Elaine: Hey, where's Kramer?
Jerry: I don't know. That's like asking: where's Waldo?

Meningitis? Scoliosis? Lupus? Is it Lupus?!

George

Hi, George, how you feeling? Is anybody getting your apartment?

Elaine
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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

That's it! Flaming globes of Sigmund! Flaming globes of Sigmund! That's my note! That's what I thought was so funny? That's not funny. There's nothing funny about that.

Jerry

Hi, George, how you feeling? Is anybody getting your apartment?

Elaine
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