I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That's why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare.

Jerry

Kramer: Come on, what's wrong with my boys?
Jerry: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood.

(George double-dips a chip, and Timmy rushes over to him after seeing what he did)
Timmy: What are you doing?
George: What?
Timmy: Diddid you just double-dip that chip?
George: Excuse me?
Timmy: You double-dipped the chip!
George: Double-dipped? What are you talking about?
Timmy: You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again.
George: So?
Timmy: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it!

Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

Jerry, are you blind?! He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon he went with bass. He just substituted one fish for another!

</i> Kramer

(to Jerry) Just when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.

Elaine

And by the way. They're real, and they're spectacular!

Sidra

Elaine: Come on. Don't you think they seem a bit too perfect?Jerry: Yes they do!

You know, uh... They're fake.

Elaine

(while in the sauna) Whew. It's like a sauna in here.

Kramer
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Kramer: Come on, what's wrong with my boys?
Jerry: Your boys should stay in their neighborhood.

I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That's why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare.

Jerry
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