George: There I was on the steps of the 42nd St. library, a grown man, getting a wedgie.
Elaine: At least it wasn't atomic.
George: It was.

Kramer: HELLO!
Marion: HELLO!
Mr. Bookman: Hello.

(to Jerry) Well I got a flash for ya' joy-boy.

Mr. Bookman

Kramer: (on the loney librarian) She needs a little tenderness...she needs a little understanding...she needs a little Kramer.
Jerry: Then she'll need a little penicillin.

Elaine: (on boys giving wedgies, etc.) Boys are sick.
Jerry: What do girls do?
Elaine: We just tease someone 'til they develop an eating disorder!

Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit-bull on a poodle.

Mr. Bookman

I don't understand lunch. I don't know anything about lunch.

George