(to his annoying colleague Pat) No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?

Jerry

No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films.

Elaine

Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.

Elaine

George, you're sappin' my strength.

Elaine

I don't want a movie hot dog. I want a Papaya King hot dog!

Kramer

(describing Kramer) Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?

Elaine

(describing Elaine) A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.

George

(describing George) A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head.

The Ticket Lady

(describing Jerry) Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.

George

(describing Jerry) A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and flared nostrils.

Kramer

I have been going to the movies for 25 years and nobody ever asks me for the stub.

George

A young woman's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. It's a story about life, and love, and becoming a woman. "Rochelle, Rochelle" now playing at the Paradise Twin.

Announcer
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 14 Quotes

No, I don't want to go to a mini-plex multi-theater! It's not a theater, it's like a room where they bring in POW's to show them propaganda films.

Elaine

(to his annoying colleague Pat) No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?

Jerry
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