Seinfeld "The Movie" Quotes
Announcer: A young woman's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. It's a story about life, and love, and becoming a woman. "Rochelle, Rochelle" now playing at the Paradise Twin.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
George: I have been going to the movies for 25 years and nobody ever asks me for the stub.
• Rating: Unrated
Kramer: (describing Jerry) A guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and flared nostrils.
• Rating: Unrated
George: (describing Jerry) Like, a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose.
• Rating: Unrated
The Ticket Lady: (describing George) A short guy with glasses, looked like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head.
• Rating: Unrated
George: (describing Elaine) A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine: (describing Kramer) Have you seen a tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kramer: I don't want a movie hot dog. I want a Papaya King hot dog!
• Rating: Unrated
Elaine: George, you're sappin' my strength.
• Rating: Unrated
Elaine: Men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 12
