Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 3: "The Pitch" Quotes
Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Telemarketer: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Jerry: Well now you know how I feel.
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George: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: Nothing.
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Newman: I want my helmet back! You give me back my helmet, and you're gonna pay for that ticket!
Kramer: Oh, yeah, yeah. You better think again, Mojambo.
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Newman: (to Kramer) You gave me a defective detector! Jerry?
Jerry: Buyer beware.
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