Seinfeld "The Shoes" Quotes
Jerry: You know primavera is Italian for spring.
George: No!
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(George is looking at Russell's daughter and her cleavage)
Russell: Get a good look, Costanza?
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Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elaine: Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?
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George: Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.
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George: How's this for criticism? Umyou stink. How do you like that criticism?
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Jerry: (on men) We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.
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Kramer: I understand women. The snub is good. They love the snub.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8