(to George in a cowboy hat) Sheriff?

Jerry
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Jerry: Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: You know what that makes you, a baldist.

Kramer: Spector gave it to me. He's giving everything away... becoming a minimalist.George: Is that the guy who likes fat women?Jerry: Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?

This is like a Penthouse letter. Why can't I meet women like this?

George

George: She had this throaty, sexy kind of whisper.
Elaine: Really , like a... like a... (sexy whisper) Jerry, I want to ssslide my tongue around you like a sssnake... Oh... Oh!

How often do you cut your toe-nails?

Kramer

Jerry: The big toe, the captain!Kramer: What?Jerry: The captain of the toes!

George: Ask them, are there any side effects.Ping: (joking) Impotence.

All right...I've become attracted to Elaine.

George

Great! They have one billion people and he found a relative.

George
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Jerry: Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: You know what that makes you, a baldist.

(to George in a cowboy hat) Sheriff?

Jerry
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