(to Fred Savage) I'm not crazy. I may look weird, but I'm just like you I'm just a regular guy.

Kramer

(before going through a metal detector) I've always been a little nervous about these things. I'm afraid I'm going to step through into another dimension.

George

(giving a lecture) My personal acting technique is working with color. Imagining, then finding the emotional vibrational mood connected to the color. See, if you look through my scripts, you see that all my lines have a special color. So, I don't memorize language, I memorize colors. This way I can go through red, yellow, green, blue, and you have a full palette of emotions.

Kramer

Kramer: Helene, how are you?
Helene: I haven't worked since 1934. How do you think I am?

Helene: It was sad for a Three Stooges picture, what with the dead baby and the Stooges being executed and all.
Kramer: Yeah, well that was an unusual choice for the Stooges.

I said, "Hey, Kramer, you ever kill a man?" And he says, "What do you think, junior? These hands been bathing in Ivory liquid?"

Kid

Jerry: (seeing George's big pile of luggage) It's a three day trip. Who are you, Diana Ross?
George: I dress based on mood.
Jerry: But you essentially always wear the same thing.
George: Seemingly. But, within that basic framework, there are a number of subtle variations, visible only to the trained observer, that reveal the many moods, the many shades, of George Costanza.
Jerry: And what is this?
George: This is morning mist.

Alrighty, so that's one tuck and one no tuck.

George
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

(before going through a metal detector) I've always been a little nervous about these things. I'm afraid I'm going to step through into another dimension.

George

(to Fred Savage) I'm not crazy. I may look weird, but I'm just like you I'm just a regular guy.

Kramer
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