I can't ask them for change. They always make a face. It's like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.

George

George: We're friends of a serial killer.
Criminal: Oh, that's nice.
Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it.
George: We're pretty sure he didn't do it.

How'd you know about the guy in the park?

Kramer

Jerry: He says ask somebody, ask that guy right there.
George: Excuse me, where are we?
Man: Earth.
Jerry: You know I'm on the phone with the police, some guy just gave me a wise answer.

A pay phone in L.A. Look, it's a miracle.

George

Kramer: You know, things are going pretty well for me here. I met a girl.
Jerry: Kramer, she was murdered!
Kramer: Yeah, well I wasn't looking for a long term relationship. I was on TV.
George: As a suspect in a serial killing.
Kramer: Ok, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything.

George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there.
Jerry: What kind?
George: Milano.
Jerry: Cops eating Milanos, what kind of crazy town is this?

Hello 911. How are ya?

Jerry

George: Kramer? What are you doing here?
Kramer: Getting something to eat.

I'm very disappointed in Lupe.

George
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

George: We're friends of a serial killer.
Criminal: Oh, that's nice.
Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it.
George: We're pretty sure he didn't do it.

I can't ask them for change. They always make a face. It's like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.

George
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