Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 1 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 1 Episode 2: "Models and Mortals"

Carrie: I began to realize that being beautiful is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park: completely unfair and usually bestowed upon those who deserve it least.
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Samantha: I've been out with lots of guys and they say I am just as beautiful as a model, but I work for a living. I'm like, well... I'm like a model who's taken the high road.
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AshLeigh B.: Most guys just think you're dumb, but I'm really very literary. I read. I'll sit down and read a whole magazine from cover to cover.
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Nick: My friends think I'm shallow. Sometimes I think they're right. Other times I think "Hey, I'm f**king a model".
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Samantha: (about Barkely) Is he dating any one model in particular?
Carrie: Actually, he's sleeping with all of them in general.
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Season 1 Episode 1: "Sex and the City"

Carrie: Cupid has flown the co-op!
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Peter Mason, Toxic Bachelor: There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down ten wonderful guys because they were too short or too fat or too poor. Why don't these women just marry a fat guy? Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?
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Miranda: (at the transvestite restaurant for her birthday) It's like that guy Jeremiah, the poet. I mean the sex was incredible but then he wanted to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit and I'm like 'Let's not even go there.'
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Elizabeth: He never did call, of course. Bastard! I don't understand. In England, looking at houses together would've meant something.
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Skipper: I'm a romantic. I just have so much feeling.
Carrie: Are you sure you're not gay?
Skipper: No!
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Samantha: You see that guy? He's the next Donald Trump. Except he's younger and much better looking.
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Carrie: Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember.
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Mr. Big: Oh, I get it... You've never been in love.
Carrie: Oh yeah?
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Carrie: So what're you doing later?
Kurt: I thought you weren't talking to me for the rest of your life.
Carrie: Who said anything about talking?
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(After someone bumped Carrie and she dropped her purse, all its contents falling out. Mr Big helps her get her stuff)
Carrie (voiceover): Number one, he's very handsome. Number two, he's not wearing a wedding ring. Number three, he knows I carry a personal supply of ultra-textured Trojans with a reservoir tip.
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(After Carrie had sex with Kurt and she left him 'hanging')
Carrie (voiceover): After I began to get dressed, I'd realized that I'd done it. I'd just had sex like a man. I left feeling powerful, potent and incredibly alive. I felt like I owned this city. Nothing and noone could get in my way.
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Mr. Big: So what have you been doing lately?
Carrie: You mean besides going out every night?
Mr. Big: Yeah. I mean, what do you do for work?
Carrie: Well, this is my work. I'm sort of a sexual anthropologist.
Mr. Big: You mean like a hooker?
Carrie: No. I write a column called 'Sex and the City.' Right now I'm researching an article about women who have sex like men. You know, they have sex and then afterwards they feel nothing.
Mr. Big: But you're not like that?
Carrie: Well, aren't you?
Mr. Big: Not a drop. Not even a half of a drop.
Carrie: Wow! What's wrong with you?
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Carrie (voiceover): I didn't understand. Did all men secretly want their women promiscuous and emotionally detatched? And if I was really having sex like a man, why didn't I feel more in control?
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Carrie: It's like the riddle of the Sphinx. Why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
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(After Carrie gets off Mr. Big's car)
Carrie: Wait! Have you ever been in love?
Mr. Big: Abso-f**king-lutely.
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