Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 14: "The Fuck Buddy"

Skipper: I totally should've seen this coming, but of course I didn't, because they wait for you to get relaxed and comfortable, before they bring the ice pick down right between your eyes.
Carrie: Not all women, just the type of women you seem to be attracted too.
Skipper: Over and over again.
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Miranda: The wierd thing is, when he tells me what to do in life it drives me crazy. But when he tells me what to do during sex, it really drives me crazy. It's totally hot!
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Miranda: Isn't it funny, what I hate in life, I love in sex?
Samantha: So, how about you just limit your contact with him to just sex.
Miranda: Oh, that's a nice healthy relationship.
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Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your f**k buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder. I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha: You wanna take the only person who's in your life purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?
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Charlotte: Excuse me. F**k buddy? What is a f**k buddy?
Samantha: Oh, come on.
Carrie: A f**k buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice, but it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex was so great, you sorta of keep him on call.
Samantha: He's like dial-a-d**k.
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Miranda: Can't we enjoy your success for one f**king second?
Kevin: You know, it just pisses me off that you don't get how much pressure I'm under. You really do live in never-never land, don't you? By the way, if there's a difference between this hundred dollar bottle of champagne and the crap they sell for 29 bucks, it takes a more delicate palate than mine to detect it, I don't know.
Miranda: Well, I like the champagne and the bread is fabulous. Oh my god, look at those flowers!
Kevin: Don't piss me off.
(Miranda puts on her jacket and gets up)
Kevin: Where're you going?
Miranda: Back to never-never land. And by the way, never-never call me again. Have a nice day.
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Season 2 Episode 13: "Games People Play"

Carrie: Isn't part of the whole break up process that you get free rein to whine to your friends?
Charlotte: Of course you do!
Miranda: But, maybe you should think about whinning to a shrink.
Carrie: Why should I pay someone when we can talk for free and then go get drinks or whatever? I don't need professional help, I've got you guys.
Samantha: For another ten minutes.
Miranda: Then we're cutting you off, cold turkey.
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Carrie: Hey, I don't need therapy. I need new friends.
Samantha: Look, we're as f**ked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind.
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Carrie: I'm fine. I'm functioning. Besides I don't really, to be honest, buy the whole shrink thing.
Charlotte: Neither do I. I mean, my parents believed that any head problem can be solved with physical exercise. That's why all of us are really good tennis players.
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Carrie: It's a slippery slope. First you go once a week, then its three times a week, and the next thing you know your starting your sentences with, my shrink says......
Miranda: My shrink says that's a very common fear.
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Carrie: Therapy is just so self-indulgent. Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.
Miranda: Ancient man only lived till thirty.
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Stanford: How can you not have a shrink? This is Manhattan. Even the shrinks have shrinks. I have three.
Carrie: No, you don't.
Stanford: Yes, one for when I want to be cuddled, one for when I want tough love and one for when I want to look at a beautiful man.
Carrie: That's sick!
Stanford: Which is why I see the other two.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. G: So, Carrie, tell me why your here?
Carrie: Well, my friends can't handle me anymore. You're like very expensive foster care.
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Samantha: Well, of course you pick the wrong guys. Jesus, I coulda told you that.
Carrie: Frankly, I thing I picked the wrong therapist. She thought I was a game player.
Charlottle: You have to be. It's the only way to deal with men.
Miranda: That's healthy. Relationships are not about playing games. They're about mature and honest communication.
Carrie: This coming from a woman whose playing peek a boo with her neighbor.
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Samantha: The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world.
Carrie: At least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.
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Charlotte: I mean even if you're still in a relationship you still have to play games.
Carrie: Big and I played games look where it got us.
Charlotte: But maybe the game is not really over, maybe it's just halftime.
Miranda: With that kind of delusional thinking, is why you should be in therapy too.
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Carrie: I don't pick the wrong guys, they pick me.
Miranda: So what, your like a fly strip for dysfunctional men?
Carrie: Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Samantha: It's slim pickings out there. You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie: He's a photographer.
Samantha: And you met him at your shrink's?
Carrie: It wasn't a setup or anything. Jeez! What if he's crazy?
Samantha: It's the crazy ones that have the good pills.
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Carrie: (about therapists) First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with my therapist says...
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
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