Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 2 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 2 Episode 3: "The Freak Show"

Miranda: I can't believe this, we spend all our lives trying to hid the fat in our ass and your gonna put it right out there on your face?
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Samantha is showing off her new girdle
Carrie: That's a girdle with a hole.
Samantha: Of course, it has a hole, its for peeing, ectetera.
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Samantha: Hang on honey, you don't fall in love with Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and then set him free.
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Miranda: He's a freak! Aside from technique what do you even know about him? Do you talk?
Samantha: Do you even f**k?
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Miranda: You can tell everything about a person by who their friends are.
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Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
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Carrie: Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better.
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Carrie: We all get freaked out from time to time, but we keep trying because you have to figure, if the world fattest twins can find love there's hope for all of us. Somewhere, out there, there's another little freak who'll love us, understand us, will kiss our three heads and make it all better.
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Season 2 Episode 2: "The Awful Truth"

Miranda: Telling your friend to leave her husband is something you just don't do.
Samantha: If she does break up with him its your fault. If she doesn't break up with him, she knows that you think that she should and, therefore can never speak to you again. Either way you're screwed.
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Samantha: Practically all relationships I know are based on the foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusions. Take me and James for instance, I pretend he doesn't have a small d**k and he pretends to notice that we haven't had sex in three weeks.
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Miranda: Sex is not a time to chat.
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(Carries shows the group a card she got from Big)
Carrie: What do you think it means?
Miranda: It means rip up the card.
Samantha: And watch out for the thorns.
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Susan: It's 100% Italian cashmere and light as a feather.
Carrie: God, I love it! It's a cashmere-acle!
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"

(They are all standing in front of the locker room doors of Yankee stadium waiting for the "New Yankee")
Samantha: (as a ball player walks in front of them) Did you see that bulge?
Miranda: Ummm....he was wearing a cup.
Samantha: Well honey, his cup runneth over.
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Carrie: And finally, the most important breakup rule, no matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends.
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Carrie: If Big had any class he would've moved away, I was here first.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Miranda: All we talk about anymore is Big or balls or small d**ks. How does it happen that four smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade but with bank accounts. What about us? What we think, we feel, we know, Christ! Does it always have to be about them? Just give me a call when you're ready to talk about something besides men.
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Samantha: Me, James and his tiny penis, we're one big happy family.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here?
Carrie: It's the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.
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