Sex and the City Season 2 Quotes
Miranda: I'm telling you, if I was a single man none of this would be happening.
Samantha: If you were a single man, I'd date you.
Charlotte: Everyone needs a man, that's why I rent. If you own and he still rents then the power structure is all off. It's emasculating, men don't want a woman who's too self sufficient.
Samantha: I'm sorry, did someone just order a Victorian straight up?
Charlotte: I mean my hat blew right into her headstone, she was clearly sending me a message.
Samantha: Yeah, don't fuck my husband, you hat loving bitch.
Charlotte: Please tell me those are your sisters?
Ned: (smiling) I don't have any sisters!
Miranda: Are you saying you fucked him back to life?
Charlotte: In a way, yes.
Carrie: Man, you're good.
Charlotte: If I end up old and alone its all your fault.
Samantha: Charlotte, sweetie, we're all alone even when we're with men.
Samantha: Is he really that bad in bed?
Miranda: No, he's just, he's a guy. They can re-build a jet engine but when it comes to a woman, what's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx.
Samantha: It's not really their fault you know, they don't come with a manual. If I had a son I'd teach him all about the vagina.
Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services.
Miranda: I'm impressed, not dumping us for a guy.
Samantha: Is that the kind of girl you think I am?
Carrie: I could not get a cab.
Stanford: So what do you do, grab onto a bumper and let one drag you here?
Carrie: Stop, I was up all night. I need a coffee the size of my head.
(the girls are jogging in the park)
Charlotte: Cute, who's that?
Miranda: An Ophthalmologist I once faked orgasms with.
Carrie: Ok, we're officially stopping.
Miranda: I only slept with him twice. The first time I faked it because it was never going to happen, and the second time I had to fake it because I faked it the first time.
Miranda: Orgasms, major thing in a relationship.
Charlotte: But it's not the only thing. Orgasms don't send you Valentine's Day cards and they don't hold you hand during a sad movie.
Carrie: Mine do!
Carrie: I was set up.
Samantha: I agree, you're single and fabulous and fucked.
Carrie: Not after that picture I won't be.
