Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes
Charlotte: Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?
Samantha: Because I can.
Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.
Carrie: Do you know that there are no avaliable men out there?
Miranda: We're at my date's wake...so yes.
That girl needs a stick out of her ass and a dick in her coahie, pronto.
Samantha
Charlotte: We've been trying to you know...
Samantha: Fuck?
Charlotte: Whatever! And it's just not....
Samantha: Getting big and hard?
Carrie: What is this dirty mad libs?
Charlotte: I love him, but it's so frustrating.
Miranda: Of course it is.
Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost....
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
Carrie: You know that people actually asked for refunds after my first class.
Miranda: What do they know?
Carrie: Apparently , more than I do. I feel like a total sham.
Miranda: Oh, easy, that's my friends your talking about there.
Samantha: Oh, I'm sorry.
Claire Anne: Let it go and no one gets hurt.
Samantha: I think I was holding it first.
Claire Anne: I know TaeKwon- Do.
Samantha: I know the Manager.
(Claire Anne laughs)
Claire Anne: You're spunky, I like spunky women.
Samantha: We're a dying breed.
Claire Anne: No kidding! I'll let you have the scarf if you show me where a gal can get a hard drink in a dark bar around here.
Samantha: Done and done.
Charlotte: Sex is something special, it's supposed to happen between two people who love each other....
Samantha: Or, two people who love sex.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! You're such a....
Samantha: A what? What am I Charlotte?
Charlotte: When are you going to learn that you can't just sleep with everything that comes along....
Samantha: Hey, Mrs. Softie, at least I'm getting laid.
Miranda: This is my first wake.
Carrie: Don't expect a goody bag.
Samantha: I just got us a reservation at Sumba next week.
Carrie: Oh, fancy!
Samantha: But, I could only get us a four top. Do you think Trey would mind staying home?
Charlotte: No, he doesn't seem up for much these days.
Do you realise that a thirteen year old girl just bought us a two hundred bottle of Dom Perignon? You know what I was buying when I was thirteen? Nothing! I couldn't afford anything, I was serving dilly bars at Dairy Queen.
Samantha
Samantha: Jenny.
Jenny : So ladies is everything fabulous?
Samantha: It is now. I didn't know you were here...
Jenny: And I didn't know, you knew Carrie Bradshaw? You are fucking fabulous. Your column about secret sex, hello, my life. Seriously, my ex was so completely about the sex when we were alone but in the school hallway I didn't exist.
Girl 1: And there all like that.
Girl 2: Men suck.
