Sex and the City

Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 13: "Escape From New York"

Charlotte: I can't believe you're all going to L.A. without me.
Miranda: We still can't believe you went on your honeymoon without us.
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Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?
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Samantha: So what do you do when your not working as a one man welcome wagon?
Garth: I'm a dildo model.
Samantha: You wouldn't tease a girl would you?
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Debbie: But, seriously, I'm you. You've had your heart broken, I've had my heart broken, and if I have, that means other girls have to, and if other girls have, that means big opening weekend. Not X Men big, but chick-flick big. God! The guy who came up with that term should have his balls cut off.
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Samantha: You said you knew how to drive a stick shift?
Carrie: Well, I did it a couple of times in a parking lot.
Miranda: Why didn't you get an automatic?
Carrie: I love this car, it goes with my outfit.
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Samantha: I'm not going to die in this tin can, I have a date with a dildo.
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Samantha: Isn't this fun?
Carrie: The answer to that would be no. Sweetie, we want to go.
Samantha: What? We can't leave yet, look they haven't even cut the c**k .
Miranda: What are the chances its cream filled?
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Samantha: What is it about California air? It makes me sleep so well.
(Miranda nods her head in agreement)
Carrie: It's not the air, your head-board knocked you unconscious.
Samantha: You heard us?
Miranda: I didn't.
Carrie: No, Ms. Snore, you wouldn't.
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Samantha: I've got something to make you feel better.
Carrie: Oh, dildos, before 10 am I'm all perked up.
Samantha: Their autographed one for each.
Miranda: My friend went to California and all I got was this lousy dildo.
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Carrie: Would you please put these back where ever they came from, people are staring.
Samantha: Please, it's LA. No one cares if your egg whites have a side of c**k.
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(holding up the dildo)
Miranda: Wow! Nobody needs this much. You know the average woman is only five inches deep.
Carrie: Is that written on your placemat or something?
Miranda: To me the mark of a fine penis is width.
Samantha: I couldn' t agree with you more.
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Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?
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Season 3 Episode 12: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Charlotte: Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. But not before the wedding. It's supposed to be my week.
Miranda: It's your day. You get a day, not a week.
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Miranda: I can't believe your getting married? Is this the beginning, are you next?
Carrie: Oh yea, I'm headed for a story book ending. The little curly head girl had an affair, lied to her boyfriend and lived happily ever after.
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Samantha: You know marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.
Charlotte: (raises her glass) An end to dating!
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Samantha: It's also the possibilty that your next great f**k is just around the corner.
Charlotte: Well, my next great...
Miranda: Yes?
Carrie, Miranda, Samantha: Say it!
Charlotte: F**k...
Miranda, Carrie, Samantha: Whomp!
Charlotte: Is, just around the corner. I finally get to sleep with Trey.
Carrie: Excuse me?
Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive.
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Charlotte: Well, I wanted to save myself until we got married.
Carrie: But, sweetie, you're not a virgin.
Charlotte: Well, I am in this relationship, and I think it's romantic.
Samantha: Yeah, it's romantic, until he can't figure out where to put it in. Honey, what if he's terrible?
Charlotte: He won't be terrible, no. He is an amazing kisser and he is so sexy and he loves me, and I've wanted to do things to him that I've never done to any body. Like the other night I was thinking of putting whip cream all over my body...
Samantha: Low fat Cool Whip is the best. It's less sticky, than other brands.
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Carrie: You said you were a Stewardess?
Miranda: I was testing a theory.
Carrie: A theory being?
Miranda: That men are threatened by powerful jobs. They don't want a lawyer, they want...
Aiden: A liar!
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Miranda: I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night.
Carrie: I believe the correct term is flight attendant.
Miranda: Not if you wanna get laid.
Samantha; Honey, it doesn't matter what you say you do, it's how you say it. For example; I'm in PR, translation, I give great head.
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Miranda: She's so damn happy.
Samantha: Of course she's happy, she doesn't have to be a bridesmaid.
Carrie: Well, we got off easy, let's not forget the groomsmen have to wear kilts.
Samantha: I like the idea of men in skirts, easy access.
Miranda: Is it true that they wear nothing underneath?
Samantha: I'll find out and get back to you.
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