Samantha: Oh, I'm sorry.
Claire Anne: Let it go and no one gets hurt.
Samantha: I think I was holding it first.
Claire Anne: I know TaeKwon- Do.
Samantha: I know the Manager.
(Claire Anne laughs)
Claire Anne: You're spunky, I like spunky women.
Samantha: We're a dying breed.
Claire Anne: No kidding! I'll let you have the scarf if you show me where a gal can get a hard drink in a dark bar around here.
Samantha: Done and done.

Carrie: Do you know that there are no avaliable men out there?
Miranda: We're at my date's wake...so yes.

Charlotte: We've been trying to you know...
Samantha: Fuck?
Charlotte: Whatever! And it's just not....
Samantha: Getting big and hard?
Carrie: What is this dirty mad libs?
Charlotte: I love him, but it's so frustrating.
Miranda: Of course it is.
Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost....
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.

Carrie: You know that people actually asked for refunds after my first class.
Miranda: What do they know?
Carrie: Apparently , more than I do. I feel like a total sham.
Miranda: Oh, easy, that's my friends your talking about there.

Charlotte: This is important to me Carrie, I need him to see me sexually.
Carrie: I know you do sweetie, I'm just not sure I need to.

Miranda: This is my first wake.
Carrie: Don't expect a goody bag.

(to Carrie over the phone) I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.

Miranda

Samantha: Jenny.
Jenny : So ladies is everything fabulous?
Samantha: It is now. I didn't know you were here...
Jenny: And I didn't know, you knew Carrie Bradshaw? You are fucking fabulous. Your column about secret sex, hello, my life. Seriously, my ex was so completely about the sex when we were alone but in the school hallway I didn't exist.
Girl 1: And there all like that.
Girl 2: Men suck.

Miranda: I'm sorry are your braces blue?
Girl: No, their sapphire. Oh, my God, look you have the old fashioned kind. I didn't even know they made those anymore.

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