Popular Skins Quotes
That moose is going to need some serious counseling.
Abbud
We all want to bunk with Tea, but pork ain't on the menu.
Chris
Every man in his life needs to ask himself once or twice a question. How much do I want to get high?
Tony
Chris: I don't want you to focus on love. Let's focus on the sick and the weak.
Abbud: I'm serious man.
Chris: Me too. That's why I want you humping the sick and the weak.
What do you not get about being a lesbian? Let me clue you in. A key component is not hooking up with guys.
Abbud
Abbud: What happened? Am I dead?
Chris: No. You fell and went splat.
Just so you know, you're leaning on eight years of piss stains, might want to move down.
Chris
1992. That was the year I stopped pretending to be stupid because I was pretty.
Principal
Michelle, you're taking your clothes off!
Stanley
I've been dreaming of this for like years, and now it's over before you ever got to tie me up and put caramel sauce all over me.
Stanley
Why would I listen to a confused lesbian slut?
Michelle
You bend my horn, I swear, I'll leave you and never come back.
Daisy
