Smallville

Smallville Quotes (Page 3)

Season 10 Episode 17: "Kent"

Lois: Admittedly, I'm no Martha Kent so instead of lemonade you get the finest microbrew in Kansas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clark Luthor: I knew a Luthor would die tonight, and when you reprogrammed the tracker I couldn't find Lionel. So that leaves you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clark Luthor: Unfortunately the situation here is kill, or be killed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tess: Being the world's greatest hero is a little bit different than being Satan's child.
Clark Luthor: Angel or Devil is in the eye of he who beholds it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clark Luthor: Like they say, you can't go home again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: Clark Kent if I wasn't late I'd kick your bulletproof ass right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: Someone wants to forget that the two nights I was home, he was cavorting around in Bangkok.
Clark: They had floods.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 16: "Scion"

Clark [to Lois]: The only thing that's ever made me feel normal is you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lionel: Why don't you have me killed?
Tess: Because that's not who I am.
 • Rating: Unrated

Connor: There is a reason Lois Lane is known for telling the truth...because you're a terrible liar.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: I'll trade a little motion sickness for a bullet in the bonnet any day. We need to call Clark and tell him Don Luthor is going all Godfather on us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: It seems Lionel 2.0 had dotted every "i" and crossed every "t." His resurrection is so ironclad, he could give Lazarus a run for his money.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: Hold on Chicken Little. How do we know Connor would love nothing more than to be the only kid on the block more powerful than a locomotive?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: Are you trying to tell me Connor is the genetic love-child of Clark Kent and Lex Luthor?
Clark: You don't have to say it like that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: Ok, Alexander is now Connor? Ok well I guess if Puff Daddy can become Diddy and Prince can say he's that squiggly thing, but I'm worried about what's underneath.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alexander/Connor: Are you like my dad?
Clark: I prefer brother.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lionel: You can't hide Alexander from me forever.
Tess: I'm saving him from an encore performance of Daddy Dearest.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lionel: So it's not just the Luthor males who like secrets.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 15: "Fortune"

Lois: It never hurts to change it up. Except the ring. I'm never gonna take that off. It's my sparkly little ball and chain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: My head is pounding like a mosh pit, and my mouth tastes like armpit.
 • Rating: Unrated

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