Smallville

Smallville Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 15: "Fortune"

Lois: In that green getup of yours we're gonna stand out like a hooker in a church.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: The morning after windsweep was a stinger, but the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true; all my prenuptial bliss was one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Lois: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is being engaged to walking perfection?
Oliver: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to walking perfection?
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Chloe: I still have to break it to Oliver, but I won't let a hero give up his world for me.
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Chloe: You know, in every epic tale there's always one person who believes in the hero first, someone who helps inspire them to greatness.
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Oliver: How bout a little privacy there Blair Witch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 14: "Masquerade"

Lois: Sandwiching your superfriends into the same place as my dad's battalion is a recipe for disaster.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: I won't even bother with the Chinese, because I'd just sound racist.
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Lois: I think it's high time we got you a new disguise.
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Clark: I feel like I can't believe you did this to my jacket.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: You do not get to whoosh your way out of this one.
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Oliver: When I said earlier I wanted to spoon, this isn't what I had in mind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chloe: The last thing we want is for a billionaire superhero ex-fugitive to get caught kicking in the front door of a sex club.
Oliver: Yeah, not today anyway.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: Microvision?
Clark: It's my power, I can call it whatever I want.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Chloe: So what, you're just gonna put me through the seven deadly sins house of horror to try and convert me into one of your damned denizens?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chloe: Go to hell.
Desaad: No. He'll be here soon enough.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: When I'm out there in the red and blue and I'm saving people, that's who I really am. I know this is gonna sound weird, but it's not what I'm called that should define who I am. It's who I am that should define what I'm called.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clark: I'll be ready, hiding in plain sight.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Oliver: I made this bed. It's time that I sleep in it.
Chloe: You don't have to do it alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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